This Challenge48 is about pole dancing.
You read that correctly.
The dreams of all the loli wota come true today.I had a couple friends that used to do pole dancing. They’re not my friends anymore, but that has nothing to do with pole dancing but me being an asshole. Anyway, they liked the feeling of being sexy and the fact that it was a good workout. I guess.
First, let’s meet our teachers.The other teacher is a girl, thankfully. They show off their routine to NMB48’s Junjou U-19, which… I don’t know. I think there’s so much irony that it’s more like rust. I suppose the guy needs to maintain his purity. So as usual, they demonstrate a routine with 5 moves, and it’s up to the 4 girls to do them. Simple stuff. It’s like the jump rope episode, except a lot less cooler. (No hate to Kanakichi though. She passed her exam to get into High School!)
As usual, they try, and they fail miserably in practice. Oh, the pain! Oh, the misery! Doing moves that are strange to them!Can they do it? Can they pull of a pole dancing routine in 48 minutes of practice? Let’s find out. They’re performing it, but it doesn’t look really sharp. Looks like… kids… on a pole…
I’m going to hell. And so are all of us watching.I’ve never felt dirtier in my life.
Well, at least Milky looked good. She looked really good. She’ll probably be super hot after 4 more years or something.
Thankfully, the random previews at the end of the show included my favorite sexy 38 year old, Shinohara Ryoko, so I felt less dirty after that. Unfortunately, it was for the trailer for “Unfair,” and that movie demonstrates Japanese over-reliance on twists. I liked the movie, but just… too many twists made it too weird.